1 - I went fishing with my good shoes. I caught myself a barra-boot-a

2 - I bought a universal remote yesterday. Now I am a Master of the Universe.

3 - I kicked a tree today. It barked at me. And then it bit me. The BARK was worse than the bite. Is this one funny? I dunno...

4 - I wished upon a star tonight for somebody to make me a plushie toy of my avatar as my ultimate Christmas gift this year. It didn't come true.

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